Five Point Faustites- How many points Are You?
Thank you for your input, Brother T, I guess they do come in various magnitudes like Calvinists. I will ask them how many points they are. -- Herb Evans
Brother Herb
I just got to thinking about the heresy of Joey Faust, and the 5 points of Faustism. We need to start asking them if they are a FPF, which stands for a Five Point Faustite? How about the following:
Point#1- Total Depression and Delusion about heaven after death
Point#2- Unconditional Confusion over the rapture and Resurrection
Point#3- Limited survivors at the JSOC killing fields
Point#4- Irresistable Guessing about one's Millennial exclusion
Point#5- Punishment of some of the Saints in hell fire
Please ask for input from the www brethren, for some more comedy. The next mission impossible, if you choose to take it, will consist of 5 questions to see if a person qualifies as a believer in geocentricity.
--T.