The Teabag Socialist-Free Purity Pledge

[Crabtownboy]

Are you ready to sign the pledge?

I, ________________________, do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I shall strictly adhere to the following:

I will complain about the destruction of 1st Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 1st Amendment Rights.

I will complain about the destruction of my 2nd Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 2nd Amendment rights by legally but brazenly brandishing unconcealed firearms in public.

I will foreswear the time-honored principles of fairness, decency, and respect by screaming unintelligible platitudes regarding tyranny, Nazi-ism, and socialism at public town halls. Also.

I pledge to eliminate all government intervention in my life. I will abstain from the use of and participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following:

Social Security
Medicare/Medicaid
State Children’s Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP)
Police, Fire, and Emergency Services
US Postal Service
Roads and Highways
Air Travel (regulated by the socialist FAA)
The US Railway System
Public Subways and Metro Systems
Public Bus and Lightrail Systems
Rest Areas on Highways
Sidewalks
All Government-Funded Local/State Projects (e.g., see Iowa 2009 federal senate appropriations)
Public Water and Sewer Services (goodbye socialist toilet, shower, dishwasher, kitchen sink, outdoor hose!)
Public and State Universities and Colleges
Public Primary and Secondary Schools
Sesame Street
Publicly Funded Anti-Drug Use Education for Children
Public Museums
Libraries
Public Parks and Beaches
State and National Parks
Public Zoos
Unemployment Insurance
Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services
Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Ever Received Funding From Local, State or Federal Government (pretty much all of them)
Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived From Any Government Grant or Research Funding (again, pretty much all of them)
Socialist Byproducts of Government Investment Such as Duct Tape and Velcro (Nazi-NASA Inventions)
Use of the Internets, email, and networked computers, as the DoD's ARPANET was the basis for subsequent computer networking
Foodstuffs, Meats, Produce and Crops That Were Grown With, Fed With, Raised With or That Contain Inputs From Crops Grown With Government Subsidies
Clothing Made from Crops (e.g. cotton) That Were Grown With or That Contain Inputs From Government Subsidies
If a veteran of the government-run socialist US military, I will forego my VA benefits and insist on paying for my own medical care

I will not tour socialist government buildings like the Capitol in Washington, D.C.

I pledge to never take myself, my family, or my children on a tour of the following types of socialist locations, including but not limited to:

Smithsonian Museums such as the Air and Space Museum or Museum of American History
The socialist Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson Monuments
The government-operated Statue of Liberty
The Grand Canyon
The socialist World War II and Vietnam Veterans Memorials
The government-run socialist-propaganda location known as Arlington National Cemetery
All other public-funded socialist sites, whether it be in my state or in Washington, DC
I will urge my Member of Congress and Senators to forego their government salary and government-provided healthcare.

I will oppose and condemn the government-funded and therefore socialist military of the United States of America.

I will boycott the products of socialist defense contractors such as GE, Lockheed-Martin, Boeing, Northrop Grumman, General Dynamics, Raytheon, Humana, FedEx, General Motors, Honeywell, and hundreds of others that are paid by our socialist government to produce goods for our socialist army.

I will protest socialist security departments such as the Pentagon, FBI, CIA, Department of Homeland Security, TSA, Department of Justice and their socialist employees.

Upon reaching eligible retirement age, I will tear up my socialist Social Security checks.

Upon reaching age 65, I will forego Medicare and pay for my own private health insurance until I die.

SWORN ON A BIBLE AND SIGNED THIS DAY OF __________ IN THE YEAR ___.

_____________ _________________________

Signed Printed Name/Town and State


http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/09/18/783895/-The-Teabagger-Socialist-Free-Purity-Pledge#

 

[just-want-peace]

Crabby, the issues with the wanna-be QUEEN ain't going away regardless of all your extensive research and posting of the faults of Rs, conservatives, tea-party, or anything that doesn't mesh with your extreme leftist leanings!:sleep:

 

[Crabtownboy]

Crabby, the issues with the wanna-be QUEEN ain't going away regardless of all your extensive research and posting of the faults of Rs, conservatives, tea-party, or anything that doesn't mesh with your extreme leftist leanings!:sleep:

Does your response mean you are ready to sign the form?

 

[targus]

Does anyone else notice how it is the demos/libs/progressives that throw around "teabagger" as a pejorative?

CBT why do you hate gay persons?

I better be careful... He might even call me the "N" word.

 

[Tom Bryant]

You do realize, don't you CBT, that teabagging is a sexual act?

 

[Scarlett O.]

Please, it's a spoof.

Ya'll beat me to it. I wouldn't be posting anything CTB that has the word teabagger in it.

 

[targus]

Of course he knows the meaning.

His choice was intentional and meant as a pejorative.

Dems/libs/progressives look down on their supposed protected groups.

As the modern plantation owners they look at those groups as useful but not as equals.

 

[Crabtownboy]

You do realize, don't you CBT, that teabagging is a sexual act?

Nope, did not know that and still do not know that meaning of the word ... and do not care to know. The author of the article didn't use the word. Tom was the first to use the word.

Y'all must have dirty minds not to understand the meaning as in the article quoted.

 

[targus]

CTB doesn't know the meaning...

Then how does he know that he doesn't want to know?

And how does he know that it is something "dirty"?

And why is CTB using words that he does not know the meaning of - especially as the title of his thread? :laugh:

 

[targus]

Question for CTB...

If you don't know what gays do...

Or if you think that what gays do is dirty...

Or if you think that just saying what gays do is dirty...

Or if you think that it takes a dirty mind...

Why did you support gay marriage?

So much dishonesty!

 

[Tom Bryant]

Nope, did not know that and still do not know that meaning of the word ... and do not care to know. The author of the article didn't use the word. Tom was the first to use the word.

Y'all must have dirty minds not to understand the meaning as in the article quoted.

Actually you hypocrite, you used the word when you wrote it in the title for the post. Man up and admit it instead of blaming in on someone else.

 

[Revmitchell]

Nope, did not know that and still do not know that meaning of the word ... and do not care to know. The author of the article didn't use the word. Tom was the first to use the word.

Y'all must have dirty minds not to understand the meaning as in the article quoted.

I am sorry but you are not being honest.


https://www.baptistboard.com/showthread.php?p=1818261&highlight=teabagger#post1818261

 

[Rolfe]

Thread title reported. Now we will see if anything will be done about it.

 

[Revmitchell]

Thread title reported. Now we will see if anything will be done about it.

I did as well.

 

[Rolfe]

I did as well.

We agree? :tongue3:

 

[Revmitchell]

We agree? :tongue3:

Well he knows better, We had a conversation here about the use of this word before in which he took part in. It was explained then what the word meant and everyone agreed it was not a good term to be used here on this board.

For him to act ignorant now is just surprising.

 

[sag38]

No, it is not surprising. It fits the profile and he has the nerve to question my honor simply because I wouldn't participate in his typical game of bait and question. I guess they allow him to stay around, despite his lack of any credibility, because his antics generate a buzz throughout the bb community.

 

[Crabtownboy]

Actually you hypocrite, you used the word when you wrote it in the title for the post. Man up and admit it instead of blaming in on someone else.

If you had bothered to check the link you would see I simply clipped and pasted the title.

 

[Crabtownboy]

I am sorry but you are not being honest.


https://www.baptistboard.com/showthread.php?p=1818261&highlight=teabagger#post1818261

Actually I am being honest. I don't know what the word means in a sexual context and do not care to know.

You said the word was used in another thread and I participated in that thread. Could be. I don't remember.

So the title has been reported. So let the Mods change it if they want. I don't mind.

Now are all of you going to sign the pledge or not? I notice y'all have avoided that.

 

[Revmitchell]

Actually I am being honest. I don't know what the word means in a sexual context and do not care to know.

You said the word was used in another thread and I participated in that thread. Could be. I don't remember.

So the title has been reported. So let the Mods change it if they want. I don't mind.

Now are all of you going to sign the pledge or not? I notice y'all have avoided that.

Just stop, in the link I provided you quoted a post that gave a clear explanation of what it meant and then condemned anyone who used it. And I quote:

None of them, regardless of political philosophy should use such language. ~ Crabtownboy