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  1. convicted1

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    sneak over to your neighbor's house and "borrow" some from one of their cars.


    My horse is hungry......
     
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    Put it in your neighbor's yard for a couple of days to graze.


    I have to go to the bathroom but cannot leave the room unsecured.
     
    #462 SaggyWoman, May 28, 2012
  3. convicted1

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    find a bucket.....


    My wife won't quit yelling @ me........
     
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  4. SaggyWoman

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    Tell her to shut up.


    It's Friday and I wish I could go home.
     
    #464 SaggyWoman, Jun 1, 2012
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    Tell your roommate that you’re sorry you stole all his underwear and dyed them pink to cover up your act, maybe he'll forgive you.

    What should I do with this photo-radar ticket?
     
    #465 Benjamin, Jun 14, 2012
  6. convicted1

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    Take a photo of the fine money, and pay it by that means.....


    People don't think my jokes are funny anymore.....
     
    #466 convicted1, Jul 4, 2012
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    Prop open a door and suspend a bucket of paint above it. When the next person walks trough that door your joles will be the talk of all your friends......



    My Coca Cola deliveries are always late to my stores. How can I get my drivers to be on time during holiday volume?
     
    #467 Palatka51, Jul 4, 2012
  8. SaggyWoman

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    Order Pepsi Products and Miller Lite products. Tell them you will pay whichever arrives first.

    I am at McDonalds and am hearing a bunch of men talking nonsense. What should I do?
     
    #468 SaggyWoman, Jul 4, 2012
  9. convicted1

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    Join in their conversation, and I am sure you'll fit right in with them....:D


    My dog won't quit panting........
     
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    Duct tape should fix the problem.


    How do I get through to my son that he spends too much time playing video games on the computer and playstation?
     
    #470 Benjamin, Jul 6, 2012
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    Have him watch a marathon on TVLand



    What should I do when a customer will not buy a car after I spent 2 hours with them?
     
    #471 Salty, Jul 6, 2012
  12. SaggyWoman

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    Just let him stand on the lot alone,and go inside with the air conditioning and drink a pepsi.



    I am stuck in the computer lab for a while.
     
    #472 SaggyWoman, Jul 6, 2012
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    Be sure you bring a two-litter Pepsi with you



    What do I do, when I go on a demo drive with a customer and his driving is atrocious. (keep in mind I am also a driving instructor
     
    #473 Salty, Jul 6, 2012
  14. convicted1

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    Have a "Coke and a smile", and tell him he's "doing a fine job". :D


    My dog snores....................what do I do?
     
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    Give him a Mountain Dew, and they you go sleep in his dog house.



    I'm trying to decide if I should watch MSNBC or CNBC?
     
    #475 Salty, Jul 8, 2012
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    While you are trying to decide, watch VH1.



    I was sweating all day, and now I am in A/C, and I am freezing.
     
    #476 SaggyWoman, Jul 8, 2012
  17. convicted1

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    Turn off the A/C and open your front door.


    My nose won't quit running......
     
    #477 convicted1, Jul 9, 2012
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    Use the hand brake



    I want to take a crusie to Europe, Mrs Salty wants to take a cruise to Alaska?
     
    #478 Salty, Jul 9, 2012
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    Buy a pontoon boat and do both.

    Someone just cursed a chain of curse words at me. What to do?
     
    #479 SaggyWoman, Jul 10, 2012
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    Get a" Funk & Wagonall" or a "Webster's" and find out what those words mean....:D


    My tire always goes flat on the bottom. What can I do?
     
    #480 convicted1, Jul 11, 2012
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