convicted1
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sneak over to your neighbor's house and "borrow" some from one of their cars.
My horse is hungry......
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sneak over to your neighbor's house and "borrow" some from one of their cars.
My horse is hungry......
SaggyWoman
Active Member
Put it in your neighbor's yard for a couple of days to graze.
I have to go to the bathroom but cannot leave the room unsecured.
convicted1
Guest
SaggyWoman
Active Member
Tell your roommate that you’re sorry you stole all his underwear and dyed them pink to cover up your act, maybe he'll forgive you.
What should I do with this photo-radar ticket?
convicted1
Guest
Take a photo of the fine money, and pay it by that means.....
People don't think my jokes are funny anymore.....
Prop open a door and suspend a bucket of paint above it. When the next person walks trough that door your joles will be the talk of all your friends......
My Coca Cola deliveries are always late to my stores. How can I get my drivers to be on time during holiday volume?
SaggyWoman
Active Member
Order Pepsi Products and Miller Lite products. Tell them you will pay whichever arrives first.
I am at McDonalds and am hearing a bunch of men talking nonsense. What should I do?
convicted1
Guest
Join in their conversation, and I am sure you'll fit right in with them....
My dog won't quit panting........
Duct tape should fix the problem.
How do I get through to my son that he spends too much time playing video games on the computer and playstation?
Have him watch a marathon on TVLand
What should I do when a customer will not buy a car after I spent 2 hours with them?
SaggyWoman
Active Member
Just let him stand on the lot alone,and go inside with the air conditioning and drink a pepsi.
I am stuck in the computer lab for a while.
Be sure you bring a two-litter Pepsi with you
What do I do, when I go on a demo drive with a customer and his driving is atrocious. (keep in mind I am also a driving instructor
convicted1
Guest
Have a "Coke and a smile", and tell him he's "doing a fine job".
My dog snores....................what do I do?
Give him a Mountain Dew, and they you go sleep in his dog house.
I'm trying to decide if I should watch MSNBC or CNBC?
SaggyWoman
Active Member
While you are trying to decide, watch VH1.
I was sweating all day, and now I am in A/C, and I am freezing.
convicted1
Guest
Use the hand brake
I want to take a crusie to Europe, Mrs Salty wants to take a cruise to Alaska?
SaggyWoman
Active Member
Buy a pontoon boat and do both.
Someone just cursed a chain of curse words at me. What to do?
convicted1
Guest
Get a" Funk & Wagonall" or a "Webster's" and find out what those words mean....
My tire always goes flat on the bottom. What can I do?