Awwww, don't bow out. I think this can be a fruitful discussion.
I wholeheartedly agree with you on EVERYTHING you have posted here.

And here your theology has went off the rails. Fallen, lost, unregenerate man will never desire to follow Him. Fallen, lost, unregenerate man will never believe in Him. Fallen, lost, unregenerate man will never trust Him. Fallen, lost, unregenerate man is devoid of faith, and that is the one thing that can please Him.[Hebrews 11:6]
For those who live according to the flesh set their minds on the things of the flesh, but those who live according to the Spirit set their minds on the things of the Spirit. For to set the mind on the flesh is death, but to set the mind on the Spirit is life and peace. For the mind that is set on the flesh is hostile to God, for it does not submit to God’s law; indeed, it cannot. Those who are in the flesh cannot please God. You, however, are not in the flesh but in the Spirit, if in fact the Spirit of God dwells in you. Anyone who does not have the Spirit of Christ does not belong to him.[Romans 8:5-9 ESV]
Again, we see the two types of ppl in the world in the above passage: the lost and the saved; the unregenerate and the regenerate. The lost, unregenerate person can not please God[vs 8] Why can't the lost, unregenerate person please God? He is devoid of faith, the one thing that does please God.[Hebrews 11:6] The lost, unregenerate person has their mind set on the things of the flesh, and their heart is hostile towards God, and he is at enmity with Him. He has an ill will towards God.
The sooner you chuck free will out the window, the better it will be for you. The fallen, lost, unregenerate person has a will that is enslaved to sin. Jesus said
“No one can serve two masters, for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and money."[Matthew 6:24 ESV] He also said
“Truly, truly, I say to you, everyone who practices sin is a slave to sin."[John 8:34] The lost are slaves to Satan and sin, and their wills are not free. As Jesus also said "
If you abide in my word, you are truly my disciples, and you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”[John 8:31,32] Only the Christ can set one's will free.
No. First off, it's not Calvin's gospel, but the Christ's gospel. Jesus stated He would give His life for the sheep.[John 10:11] He also was not praying for the world, but those who the Father gave Him. And not only those, but all those who would believe their words.[John 17:9 and John 17:20,21] He also told those self-righteous Pharisees, Saducees, chief priests,
“I told you, and you do not believe. The works that I do in my Father’s name bear witness about me, but you do not believe because you are not among my sheep.[John 10:25,26] Not everyone is the Lord's sheep, not everyone does He Shepherd over.
Yes. All are commanded to repent and believe. But just because many are not able to repent, does not negate the command to repent and believe. We are commanded to be as holy as He is, and we are not able to do that. That does not negate the command. We are to observe the Ten Commands, yet we are not able to keep them sinlessly as the Christ did. That doesn't make the command to keep them any less in effect.
Again, the sooner you chuck free will out the window, the better it will be for you. Fallen man's will is not free at all, but enslaved, ensnared, encapsulated by Satan and sin.