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Dumb jokes only

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Salty, Dec 4, 2021.

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  1. Salty

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    Yes, all jokes in this thread will be reviews by the admin team
    and if they are not dumb - the admin team will take action- and belive me -
    you wont like it.
     
    #1 Salty, Dec 4, 2021
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    For the first dirty joke on BB

    A white horse fell in a mud puddle
     
    #2 Salty, Dec 4, 2021
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    Communism jokes aren't funny...unless everyone gets them. :Thumbsup
     
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    Did you hear the rumor about butter?
    Nevermind, I shouldn't spread it. :Whistling
     
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    How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?

    They're all girls...otherwise they'd be uncles. :Ninja
     
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    Joe Biden is like a web browser with 19 tabs open
    17 are frozen and he doesn't know where the music is coming from
     
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    What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
    "Smell ya later!"
     
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    Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
    Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
     
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    Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today
    He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
     
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    Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
    Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
     
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    Now just how should the OP be understood, that is, just which is the antecedent of "they"—all jokes, reviews, or the admin team? Sure wouldn't want to break any rules—that would be really dumb. :eek:
     
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    Why does Joe Biden love ice cream?
    No brain freeze.
     
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    How many Arminians does it take to change a light bulb? (Answer) It takes only one but the light bulb must be willing to change.
     
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    My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
     
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    The OP requested DUMB JOKES! Not jokes about the dumb. :D
     
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    Why you shouldn't trust atoms?

    Because they make up everything.
     
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    Did you get a haircut?

    No, I got them all cut. :D
     
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    I got a great pizza joke for you.

    Nevermind, it's too cheesy. :Geek
     
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    Jon C says his prize possession in his coin collection
    is a Hebrew schekle - dated 120 BC
     
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    A man was waiting on the bus.

    Suddenly, the bus driver yelled, "Hey, get down from there!"
     
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