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I want to become a SCUBA diver, but I cant seem to find any swimming pools here in the Death Valley where I live?
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Get a horse
I want to become a SCUBA diver, but I cant seem to find any swimming pools here in the Death Valley where I live?
Get a rope and one of these first:
I have to study for a another exam tomorrow after taking taking a monsterous one today and my brain is shutting down. How can I snap out of it?
convicted1
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Get a rope and one of these first:
I have to study for a another exam tomorrow after taking taking a monsterous one today and my brain is shutting down. How can I snap out of it?
Go to your local morgue and ask if they have an "exchange program".
I have a canary that only wants to eat bologna. How can I get it to eat bird seeds?
Give your canary a voters registration card marked Republican and that he would be much better off as a conservative.
My taxi broke down today, and I had to wait 2 hours for the tow truck. Should I have called in and told them to clock me out, since I was not working - or what else could I have done?
You could have called them for a cab and asked for an employee discount.
My little Rat Terror…err I mean Terrier,… apparently went over to the neighbor’s and visited their Chihuahua a while back and now I have to figure out what to name the breed of the four puppies making a mess out of my laundry room, any suggestions?
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convicted1
Guest
You could have called them for a cab and asked for an employee discount.
My little Rat Terror…err I mean Terrier,… apparently went over to the neighbor’s and visited their Chihuahua a while back and now I have to figure out what to name the breed of the four puppies making a mess out of my laundry room, any suggestions?
Call'em "Rat Cheers"!!!
A friend of mine has a wooden leg infested with cockroaches, termites, doodle bugs, and spiders. How can I save his wooden leg? He is on a fixed income, and can not afford a used one, let alone a new one. Any suggestions??
SaggyWoman
Active Member
Look for mirages, and hook up to a hydrogen tank.
My legs hurt from walking too much. How to deal with the pain?
Try walking on your hands for a while.
How can I deal with my anxiety about waiting for for my last finals grade to come in?
SaggyWoman
Active Member
Bite your fingers off.
It is slow at work and I am bored. What should I do to keep working?
It is slow at work and I am bored. What should I do to keep working?
Pick up a gallon of milk, let the bottle break, then clean up the mess
I want to replace Rush Limbaugh - where do I start?
SaggyWoman
Active Member
See if Herman Cain wants to be on radio.
I am concerned about a Mormon running for president. How can I not support him?
I am concerned about a Mormon running for president. How can I not support him?
jilphn1022
New Member
I am concerned about a Mormon running for president. How can I not support him?
Do like other voters who say
"it is the economy stupid and vote for a stupid president for another four years, then you won't be voting for a Mormon!! Easy?
How do you get rid of cold sores on your lips?
Do like other voters who say
"it is the economy stupid and vote for a stupid president for another four years, then you won't be voting for a Mormon!! Easy?
How do you get rid of cold sores on your lips?
Kiss presidential candidates.
A week into January and we don't have any snow. Time for the snow dance?
If you do - pay somone in un-marked bills becasue as a baptist you not supposed to dance.
Charles Stanely calls you for advice on how to increase the attendance at First Baptist, Atlanta.
Your Response:
Rustlin'! Why breed sheep when you can steal 'em.
How can I convince someone they would be happier as a Presbyterian?
convicted1
Guest
Invite them to your church... :smilewinkgrin:
How can I convice a Calvinist they're wrong?
Ouch. Can I have a Bandaid, please? :laugh:
See above. :wavey:
My eldest son has been walking around the house singing BeeGee songs. Help!
convicted1
Guest
Why sure!! Give him a bunch of big rimmed sunglasses, loud suits, and the words to "Benny and the Jetts".
How can I keep a bee from stinging me, this side of killing it?
jilphn1022
New Member
feed it honey and sing songs about honey to the scared bee!
How could a bee feed the hand that feeds it?
How could a bee feed the hand that feeds it?
SaggyWoman
Active Member
By sharpening it's jabber first.
I am tired of all the election nonsense, and it has only just begun. What should I do?
I am tired of all the election nonsense, and it has only just begun. What should I do?