webdog said:Source...or was this published in last month's Legalist Weekly?
This was the funniest thing I've read on here in a long time! Now satan is a musician who creates instruments? HAHAHAHA....
I guess now we know where the Charlie Daniels Band got that song!The devil went down to Georgia
He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal
When he came across this young man
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump
And said boy let me tell you what
I guess you didn't know it
but I'm a fiddle player too
And if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a fiddle of gold
Against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you
. . .
The devil opened up his case
And he said I'll start this show
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his bow
Then he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made an evil hiss
And a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this
. . .
Straight out of some 'hip-hop' church.
BTW, seriously, Satan was, as Lucifer, the heavenly Choir director, prior to his pride and fall.
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