Humorous Quotes of the BB #2003

[Sherrie]

Jim was right on cue yesterday for being funny. I laughed hard yesterday.

Sherrie

 

[Barnabas H.]

Originally posted by Barnabas7: Who is 4'10"?

Originally posted by Sherrie: Gwyneth is Barnabas. Aren't you following along? he-he!

Originally posted by Jim1999: Gwyneth is Barnabas? I didn't know that. Does she cross-dress?

 

[Sherrie]

Now that is funny!

Sherrie

 

[Barnabas H.]

Sherrie and Jim, thanks for the good laugh. It was a geat unreherased storyline!

See what happens when we omit a simple comma?

P.S. Just make it sure that the cross dressing thingy is kept under wrap, for I would not want people think that I am masquarading as Wgyneth...

 

[Gwyneth]

Wygneth ........ Gwynabas, or Barneth would be easier to pronounce

 

[Barnabas H.]

Oh boy, Gwyneth, so sorry for misspelling your name!

Hope you'll forgive me.

 

[Barnabas H.]

Old member records pruned

Originally posted by webmaster: I deleted members that registered over a year ago and never posted. I'll be doing this from time to time from here on out.

Originally posted by Barnabas7: When I read the topic I was afraid that you are going to prune my posts, for I am an old member! But now I see what you mean...

Originally posted by dianetavegia: LOL! Barnabas! You're funny! I'm not a kid anymore but let's not call ourselves old!

Originally posted by Jim1999: I just had an afterthought...... Brother Barnabas, aren't prunes for older folk?? At least someone told me that once....

 

[MissAbbyIFBaptist]

Ya'll are hilarious!
Posted by Doctor Bob:

For the record, I am taking down names and numbers. Analyze that!

Um I'd rather not, cause somehow I think I'm at the top of your list! But I pick on ya cause I know you have a peculiar sense of humor, um did I say peculiar?! I ment odd...oh no I didn't I meant...quirkey? No! Um I'll leave it at interesting!

~Miss Abby

 

[Pete]

THIS THREAD

Especially ColoradoFB's reply

Be warned, very high concentration of puns

Pete

 

[DanielFive]

Thought I'd post this here as not many people visit the Sports Forum.

Dr.Bob on Martina Navratilova:

And found myself rooting for Navratilova in the mixed doubles. Her partner was a hoot. And she was STILL dominant, winning her 20th Wimbledon title - a record.

She's twice the man I'll ever be.

 

[Dr. Bob]

Originally posted by Johnv on the poll on surgeries:
I had a vasectomy.

I also got audited by the IRS once.

I consider the IRS audit much more surgically invasive.

Love that understated humor!

 

[MissAbbyIFBaptist]

Roy posted this in the "welcome to the BB forum"

I think you will like this site. No one here will hurt you as long as you stay calm, avoid eye contact with the members, and don't make any sudden moves.

Hey, why not go ahead and put our hands up too?!

~Miss Abby

 

[Roy]

Originally posted by Miss_Abby_The_IFBaptist:
Roy posted this in the "welcome to the BB forum"
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> I think you will like this site. No one here will hurt you as long as you stay calm, avoid eye contact with the members, and don't make any sudden moves.

Hey, why not go ahead and put our hands up too?!

~Miss Abby

</font>[/QUOTE]Hands up too? Naw. That ain't necessary. We're just animals, not villains!

Roy

 

[Deacon]

I'm reading the topics listed this morning on each forum. I see, ”Bad arguments against….”(Dr. Bob Griffin) and “Some questions about…”(Gina).

Reminds me about the thread on Hell, when you posted it said…”taking you back to ...

Rob

 

[MissAbbyIFBaptist]

ROB! Roflol! Now THAT is funny! Ouch! I laughed till my stomach hurt! I can just imagine someones face as they read "We are now taking you back to:...{you get the picture!}"

 

[David Mark]

This thread is a real hoot.

Dave

 

[Barnabas H.]

Originally posted by Dr. Bob Griffin: Say Dan, saw a headline that read:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />BRIDGE HELD UP BY RED TAPE

Maybe you just need some duct tape to get that thing finished! </font>[/QUOTE]

 

[Barnabas H.]

Originally posted by church mouse guy: No, I just think that liberals are egotistical to think that their posts make message boards interesting and egotistical to think that conservatives want to debate with liberals all the time. You have to consider that the liberal message is stale after a hundred years without a new idea--although I did hear of a liberal who had a near-death experience: he was almost struck by a thought.

What a thought!

 

[Gwyneth]

Re: HILLARY....AIMING FOR...
(blackbird)

I sincerely hope that Hillary is not too good a shot

Saw this in the forum home page.

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

From the thread Does a beer hurt?

Originally posted by SaggyWoman:

I have never drank a bear. Don't want to.