Jesus says his death and resurrection is like being swallowed and then vomited back up by a sea monster
No He did not.
Jesus did say, in Revelation 3:16; "
So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth."
Death, who has already swallowed humanity because of our sin, swallows Christ as well, but in so doing swallows perfect divinity and sinlessness
Death swallowed humanity?
Death did not swallow perfect Divinity.
Death is therefore forced to vomit up humanity, hence the resurrection.
Death did not vomit up humanity.
Death is death and did not have power to cause the resurrection, death had no rational connection with the resurrection at all, and death did not vomit up humanity, to ipso facto cause anything but more death, least of all anything related to the resurrection of Jesus Christ.
To say, " death caused Jesus resurrection" is beyond ludicrous.
"Death is therefore forced to vomit up humanity, hence the resurrection."
God raised Jesus from the dead and released Him from death.
Acts 2:24
"But God raised Him from the dead, releasing Him from the agony of death, because it was impossible for Him to be held in its clutches."
All of the Trinity was involved in the Resurrection of Jesus Christ.
The Triune Godhead raised Jesus from the dead and the The Resurrection of Jesus Christ was not caused by death itself, Satan, and did not involve any sacrilegious, irreverent, profane "vomiting", of any kind, any where, at any time.
God the Father raised Jesus from the dead.
(Acts 2:24, 32; 3:15, 26; 4:10; 5:30; 10:40; 13:30, 33, 34, 37).
God raised Him up again:
(Rom. 4:24; 6:4 [through the glory of the Father]); 10:9; 1 Cor. 6:14; Gal. 1:1; Col. 2:12).
I Corinthians 6:14; "
And God hath both raised up the Lord, and will also raise up us by his own power."
Acts 2:32
God has raised this Jesus to life, to which we are all witnesses.
1 Corinthians 15:15-20
Yea, and we are found false witnesses of God; because we have testified of
God that he raised up Christ:..."
The Spirit of God raised Jesus from the dead.
Romans 6:10-11.
The Spirit of God, who raised Jesus from the dead, lives in you. And just as God raised Christ Jesus from the dead, he will give life to your mortal bodies by this same Spirit living within you.
Romans 8:
11; "
But if the Spirit of him that raised up Jesus from the dead dwell in you, he that raised up Christ from the dead shall also quicken your mortal bodies by his Spirit that dwelleth in you.
The Son Himself lays down His life and takes it up again —
17 "Therefore doth my Father love me
, because I lay down my life, that I might take it again.
18 "No man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment have I received of my Father.
Romans 1:4 “
And declared to be the Son of God with power, according to the spirit of holiness, by the resurrection from the dead:"
Verse 4. "
And declared to be the Son of God",....He, the Son of God, who existed as such, from everlasting, was manifested in the flesh, or human nature: and this his divine sonship, and proper deity, are declared and made evident,
with, or "
by"
[his]
power; which has appeared in the creation of all things out of nothing; in upholding all things in their beings; in the government of the world, and works of Providence; in the miracles he wrought; in his performing the great work of redemption; in the success of his Gospel, to the conversion of sinners; and in the preservation of his churches and people:
here it seems chiefly to regard the power of Christ in raising the dead,
since it follows, and which is to be connected with this clause,
by the resurrection from the dead; ...
the resurrection of his own body, which dying he had power to raise up again, and did; and which declared him to be, or clearly made it appear that he was the Son of God, a divine person, truly and properly God: and this was done
according to the Spirit of holiness; .. by the Spirit of holiness may be meant the divine nature of Christ, which, as it is holy, so
by it Christ offered himself to God, and by it was quickened, or made alive, when he had been put to death in the flesh; and which must be a clear and strong proof of his being truly the Son of God.