You know if we're talking about controversial Cristian music, then I can't believe that nobody's mentioned the king of the controversial Christian lyric, Steve Taylor.
Sunday needs a pick-me-up?
Here's your chance
Do you get tired of the same old square dance?
Allemande right now
All join hands
Do-si-do to the promised boogieland
Got no need for altar calls
Sold the altar for the mirror balls
Do you shuffle? do you twist?
'Cause with a hot hits playlist, now we say
CHORUS 1
This disco used to be a cute cathedral
Where the chosen cha-cha every day of the year
This disco used to be a cute cathedral
Where we only play the stuff you're wanting to hear
Mickey does the two-step
One, Two, Swing
All the little church mice doing their thing
Boppin' in the belltower
Rumba to the right
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Get me outta this limelight
So, you want to defect?
Officer, what did you expect?
Got no rhythm, got no dough
He said, "Listen, Bozo, don't you know"
CHORUS 2
This disco used to be a cute cathedral
Where the chosen cha-cha every day of the week
This disco used to be a cute cathedral
But we got no room if you ain't gonna be chic
Sell your holy habitats
This ship's been deserted by sinking rats
The exclusive place to go
It's where the pious pogo
Don't you know
This Disco (Used To Be A Cute Cathedral)
written by Steve Taylor
Copyright © 1985 C.A. Music/Birdwing Music (ASCAP)
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I Want to Be a Clone
i'd gone through so much other stuff
that walking down the aisle was tough
but now i know its not enough
i want to be a clone
i asked the Lord into my heart
that said that was the way to start
but now you've got to play the part
i want to be a clone
chorus
be a clone and kiss conviction goodnight
clonlieness is next to Godliness, right?
i'm grateful that they show the way
cause i could never know the way
to serve Him on my own
i want to be a clone
they told me that i'd fall away
unless i followed what they say
who needs the Bible anyway?
i want to be a clone
their language was new to me
but Christianese got through to me
now i can speak it fluently
i want to be a clone
chorus
send in the clones
ah, i kinda wanted to tell my friends about it, ya know...
WHAT?
you're still a babe
you have to grow
give it twenty years or so
cause if you want to be one of His
got to act like one of us
chorus
so now i see the whole design
my church is an assembly line
that parts are there
i'm feeling fine
i want to be a clone
i've learned enough to stay afloat
but not so much i'd rock the boat
i'm glad they shoved it down my throat
i want to be a clone
everybody must get cloned
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Whatever Happened to Sin?
the Christian counselor wrote, quote,
"it's the only human choice ahead
if you can't support it
why don't you abort it instead?"
you say you pray to the sky
why? when you're afraid to take a stand down here
cause while the hold talk reads like a bad adlib
silence screams you are robbing the crib
say it ain't none of my business, huh?
a woman's got a right to choose
now a grave digger
next you pull the trigger
what then?
whatever happened to sin?
i heard the reverend say, "gay
is probably be normal in the good Lord's sight
what's to be debated?
Jesus never stated what's right"
i'm no theology nut, but
the reverend may be a little confused
for if the Lord don't care
and He chooses to ignore - ah,
tell it to the people
of sodom and gomorrah
call it just an alternate lifestyle, huh?
morality lies within
consciences are restin
please repeat the question again
whatever happened to sin?
when the closets are empty
and the clinics are full
when your eyes have been blinded
by society's wool
when the streets erupt
in your own backyard
you'll be on your knees
praying for the national guard
if you don't care now
how the problems get solved
you can shake your head later
that you never got involved
cause the call came ringing from the throne of gold
but you never got the message cause your mind's on hold
a politician next door, swore
he'd set the washington arena on fire
thinks he'll gladiate em
but they're gonna make him a liar
we'll he's a good ol' boy
who was born and raised
in the buckle of the Bible belt
but remember when you step into your voting booth
he'll never lie, just embellish the truth
promises were made to be broken, right?
you gotta play the game to win
when you need supporting
tell em that you're born again
whatever happened to sin?