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Benjamin

Benjamin

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SaggyWoman said:
I think I am pregnant. What should I do?
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The chocolate covered strawberries might have really seemed to fulfill the comparison but they don’t have the same capabilities, so you have no worries… at least about being pregnant.

The single serving Keurig coffee maker I got for Christmas only fills my mug half full each time, should I break out my tools and make some adjustments?
 
Salty

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Benjamin said:
The single serving Keurig coffee maker I got for Christmas only fills my mug half full each time, should I break out my tools and make some adjustments?
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Yes, cut your coffee cup down 75% so you can now have more than one cup.

When my wife goes on vacation - she wants me to feed the cats - what should I tell her when she gets back a week later
 
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abcgrad94

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Oh, that one's easy, Salty. You give her a blank stare and simply ask, "What cats?"

Every year my mother-in-law gets me towels for Christmas. I'm running out of uses for extra towels. How do I handle the surplus without hurting her feelings?
 
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SaggyWoman

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abcgrad94 said:
Every year my mother-in-law gets me towels for Christmas. I'm running out of uses for extra towels. How do I handle the surplus without hurting her feelings?
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Sew them together and give your mother in law a towel quilt next year.

I have sticky between my fingers. How should I get rid of this?
 
padredurand

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SaggyWoman said:
Sew them together and give your mother in law a towel quilt next year.

I have sticky between my fingers. How should I get rid of this?
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A towel would work nicely. Maybe you know someone with an extra. :thumbsup:

Madre just bought a pair of boots that look like they were leftovers from an elf costume. How do I break it to her gently?
 
Benjamin

Benjamin

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padredurand said:
Madre just bought a pair of boots that look like they were leftovers from an elf costume. How do I break it to her gently?
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Try reverse psychology; Print this: http://www.spicylingerie.com/pls-frolic-125.html ...Tell madre you dig her new look and that papa padre’s got a brand new bag, then ask her if she’d wear those for you.

I’ve decided I want to be a famous R&B singer, where should I start?
 
padredurand

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SaggyWoman said:
Cut your head off. Sure, Padre could use a brain.

I need to vacuum but I don't feel like it.
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Oh, sure, yuk it up at my expense. [anecdote alert] Fellers says to madre and padre, "Your daughter's pretty smart. Where'd she get her brains?" padre says, "Her mother. I am obviously still using mine." madre was not amused. [/anecdote]

Don't feel like vacuuming, Saggy? I can't understand why. It is, after all, women's work.


padre needs a place to hide from many irate women. Any ideas?
 
Melanie

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SaggyWoman;1641082 I am thirsty.[/QUOTE said:
I find salty plums do the trick every time.

How do I stop DaisyMay my little 10 week kitten from chasing the cursor on the 'puter?
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