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  1. SaggyWoman

    SaggyWoman Active Member

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    Build a fire in your kitchen.


    I should be off, but my relief has not come. What should I do?
     
    #241 SaggyWoman, Feb 10, 2011
  2. Salty

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    Call the Fire Dept, tell them you are burnt up at your often late relief.


    Its 1105 pm, must be up at 130 am to go to work. Should I go to bed or what
     
    #242 Salty, Feb 10, 2011
  3. Gwyneth

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    Go to bed and set your alarm for 2.00am

    my neighbours` dog is barking, and I can`t sleep, how can I stop it from making such a racket.
     
    #243 Gwyneth, Feb 11, 2011
  4. Arbo

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    Turn the hose on it. (It's what I really do when the neighbor's dog won't shut up.:smilewinkgrin:)

    I owe income taxes but don't want to pay. What do I do?
     
    #244 Arbo, Feb 11, 2011
  5. SaggyWoman

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    Send them $100 in pennies.


    My lips are chapped. What should I do?
     
    #245 SaggyWoman, Feb 12, 2011
  6. Salty

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    Glue them together.


    Mrs Salty are going to a V-Day dinner tonight, but it is snowing and Mrs Salty may be afraid to go.

    PS its an ABC church, would that make a difference?
     
    #246 Salty, Feb 12, 2011
  7. Arbo

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    Take her out dancing instead.


    My dog ate my doctoral thesis. What do I do?
     
    #247 Arbo, Feb 12, 2011
  8. SaggyWoman

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    Copy some work of Martin Luther and turn it in.



    I don't want to go to church tomorrow, but I gotta. What should I do?
     
    #248 SaggyWoman, Feb 12, 2011
  9. Salty

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    Just tell folks you are Seventh Day Baptist and you are all set for the week (just make sure there is a church near your)


    What do we do if the Admins want to shut down this thread?
     
    #249 Salty, Feb 13, 2011
  10. Gwyneth

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    Start a BIG argument and call each other names.

    I need to get some bread and the shop is closed how can I deal with this ?
     
    #250 Gwyneth, Feb 15, 2011
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    Get your weat seeds out of the closet - plant them...


    How can I eat extra food when Mrs. Salty has me on a diet
     
    #251 Salty, Feb 15, 2011
  12. SaggyWoman

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    Go over to your girlfriend's house and eat.


    The sky is falling. What should I do>
     
    #252 SaggyWoman, Feb 16, 2011
  13. jilphn1022

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    Run as fast as you can to find Chicken Little!
     
    #253 jilphn1022, Feb 17, 2011
  14. Gwyneth

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    I have found Chicken Little ......... what shall I do with her ?
     
    #254 Gwyneth, Feb 21, 2011
  15. jilphn1022

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    My advice to you would be to see if Chicken Little is hen-pecking her hubby!
     
    #255 jilphn1022, Feb 23, 2011
  16. jilphn1022

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    What should we do with Chicken Little if she is guilty of hen-pecking Mr. Little?
     
    #256 jilphn1022, Feb 24, 2011
  17. Gwyneth

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    sage and onion, I think :laugh:.

    how could I persuade my husband that he needs to clear the garage ?
     
    #257 Gwyneth, Feb 24, 2011
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    Let him buy a truck and a bass boat. One of them has to go inside.

    Speaking of bass boats.... I want to get one and name it Visitation. Then if someone calls madre can say, "Pastor isn't here. He's out on Visitation." Will it work?
     
    #258 padredurand, Feb 24, 2011
  19. SaggyWoman

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    It could. Like the golfing pastor ministering to the Greens.

    It is time to feed the baby. What should I do.
     
    #259 SaggyWoman, Feb 24, 2011
  20. Gwyneth

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    Get a takeaway meal for him /her.


    My printer has `died` I have reports to print, and all the shops are closed,how can I get this printing done ?
     
    #260 Gwyneth, Feb 24, 2011
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