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Gwyneth

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It is raining and I don't have an umbrella. What to do?

ask Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers .

what can I do about this hole in my cardigan ..... my favourite one....:tear:
 

Benjamin

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It is raining and I don't have an umbrella. What to do?

Always keep a large Glad trash bag and a pair scissors in your purse. Next time it is raining take out the bag and scissors……….put everything on you in the bag and tie it in a knot, (except the scissors, keep them in your hand) hold the bag over your head and streak/run as fast as you can to your destination, once there use the scissors to cut open the bag.

I am teaching senior citizens how to rap while we do their group therapy exercise. It goes like this:

F*R*E*E*D*O*M…..I gotta get strong …so I workout at the gym.

P*L*A*Z*A* Live IN…..I thought this was easy… until I met BEN!

What should my next line be?

 

Salty

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I am teaching senior citizens how to rap while we do their group therapy exercise. It goes like this:

F*R*E*E*D*O*M…..I gotta get strong …so I workout at the gym.

P*L*A*Z*A* Live IN…..I thought this was easy… until I met BEN!

What should my next line be?

S*l*L*E*N*C*E

On a previous post, (# 345) I forgot to add my dilemma - what do I do?
 

Benjamin

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On a previous post, (# 345) I forgot to add my dilemma - what do I do?

Attend a class on Correct Game Forum Procedures and Protocol with faithgirl46 and Gwyneth.

My wife just back to town and doesn't yet know I have aquired two new puppies while she was gone. How do I let her know?
 

padredurand

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My wife just back to town and doesn't yet know I have aquired two new puppies while she was gone. How do I let her know?

Puppies are self reporting. If she fails to hear them bark she'll catch on when she steps in a poodle ... errr... puddle.

Speaking of the Mrs.... madre has a birthday coming up in a few days. I got her a new laundry basket and a supply of bags for the vacuum cleaner last year. For some reason she was less than happy. I'm thinking I got the wrong bags for our aging Kirby. Any gift ideas?
 

Gwyneth

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learn how to use the sewing machine and sew her some designer vacuum cleaner bags.

I`ve just found a ladder in the fabric of my best knitted jacket ........what should I do?
 

jilphn1022

New Member
I would send your jacket to the Ladder-Day Saints Thrift Store.

How can we get President Obama to allowing oil drilling in our country?
 

Salty

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How can we get President Obama to allowing oil drilling in our country?

Convince him, that Santa Clause is really his father, thus he is a citizen of the the North Pole - he resigns immediately.

How do we get President obama to allow oil drilling in our country?
 

abcgrad94

Active Member
How do we get President obama to allow oil drilling in our country?
Take away Air Force One and replace it with a hot air balloon--the hot air source being supplied by politician's speeches.

How do I keep my rooster from crowing too loudly in the mornings when I want to sleep in?
 
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