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  1. SaggyWoman

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    Ask Ms. Salty to put it together so she can mow the lawn.

    It is raining and I don't have an umbrella. What to do?
     
    #341 SaggyWoman, May 5, 2011
  2. Salty

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    There is no MS Salty. There is a Mrs Salty!!!!
     
    #342 Salty, May 5, 2011
  3. SaggyWoman

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    Bwahahahahahahhaaha!!:laugh: :rolleyes:
     
    #343 SaggyWoman, May 5, 2011
  4. Gwyneth

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    ask Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers .

    what can I do about this hole in my cardigan ..... my favourite one....:tear:
     
    #344 Gwyneth, May 17, 2011
  5. Salty

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    I would make an appointment with the dentist - you may need a root canal!
     
    #345 Salty, May 18, 2011
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    Always keep a large Glad trash bag and a pair scissors in your purse. Next time it is raining take out the bag and scissors……….put everything on you in the bag and tie it in a knot, (except the scissors, keep them in your hand) hold the bag over your head and streak/run as fast as you can to your destination, once there use the scissors to cut open the bag.

    I am teaching senior citizens how to rap while we do their group therapy exercise. It goes like this:

    F*R*E*E*D*O*M…..I gotta get strong …so I workout at the gym.

    P*L*A*Z*A* Live IN…..I thought this was easy… until I met BEN!

    What should my next line be?

     
    #346 Benjamin, May 24, 2011
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    stop brushing your teeth
     
    #347 faithgirl46, May 25, 2011
  8. Salty

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    On a previous post, (# 345) I forgot to add my dilemma - what do I do?
     
    #348 Salty, May 25, 2011
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    don't take a bath
     
    #349 faithgirl46, May 30, 2011
  10. Gwyneth

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    You need to post a dilemma after your `bad advice`:smilewinkgrin:
     
    #350 Gwyneth, May 31, 2011
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    Attend a class on Correct Game Forum Procedures and Protocol with faithgirl46 and Gwyneth.

    My wife just back to town and doesn't yet know I have aquired two new puppies while she was gone. How do I let her know?
     
    #351 Benjamin, Jun 4, 2011
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    Puppies are self reporting. If she fails to hear them bark she'll catch on when she steps in a poodle ... errr... puddle.

    Speaking of the Mrs.... madre has a birthday coming up in a few days. I got her a new laundry basket and a supply of bags for the vacuum cleaner last year. For some reason she was less than happy. I'm thinking I got the wrong bags for our aging Kirby. Any gift ideas?
     
    #352 padredurand, Jun 4, 2011
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    learn how to use the sewing machine and sew her some designer vacuum cleaner bags.

    I`ve just found a ladder in the fabric of my best knitted jacket ........what should I do?
     
    #353 Gwyneth, Jun 5, 2011
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    I would send your jacket to the Ladder-Day Saints Thrift Store.

    How can we get President Obama to allowing oil drilling in our country?
     
    #354 jilphn1022, Jun 7, 2011
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    Convince him, that Santa Clause is really his father, thus he is a citizen of the the North Pole - he resigns immediately.

    How do we get President obama to allow oil drilling in our country?
     
    #356 Salty, Jun 13, 2011
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    Take away Air Force One and replace it with a hot air balloon--the hot air source being supplied by politician's speeches.

    How do I keep my rooster from crowing too loudly in the mornings when I want to sleep in?
     
    #357 abcgrad94, Jun 20, 2011
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    madre wants to go on a cruise. I don't want to be bored. What can I do while she's gone?
     
    #358 padredurand, Jun 20, 2011
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    Organize a Spelling Bee


    How do I keep the kid silent when I’m napping?
     
    #359 John3v36, Aug 13, 2011
  20. jilphn1022

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    Let them watch a silent movie!

    How can I encourage hummingbirds to my feeder?
     
    #360 jilphn1022, Aug 15, 2011
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