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Gwyneth

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It is raining and I don't have an umbrella. What to do?
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ask Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers .

what can I do about this hole in my cardigan ..... my favourite one....:tear:
 
Benjamin

Benjamin

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SaggyWoman said:
It is raining and I don't have an umbrella. What to do?
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Always keep a large Glad trash bag and a pair scissors in your purse. Next time it is raining take out the bag and scissors……….put everything on you in the bag and tie it in a knot, (except the scissors, keep them in your hand) hold the bag over your head and streak/run as fast as you can to your destination, once there use the scissors to cut open the bag.

I am teaching senior citizens how to rap while we do their group therapy exercise. It goes like this:

F*R*E*E*D*O*M…..I gotta get strong …so I workout at the gym.

P*L*A*Z*A* Live IN…..I thought this was easy… until I met BEN!

What should my next line be?

 
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Benjamin said:
I am teaching senior citizens how to rap while we do their group therapy exercise. It goes like this:

F*R*E*E*D*O*M…..I gotta get strong …so I workout at the gym.

P*L*A*Z*A* Live IN…..I thought this was easy… until I met BEN!

What should my next line be?
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S*l*L*E*N*C*E

On a previous post, (# 345) I forgot to add my dilemma - what do I do?
 
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Benjamin

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Salty said:
On a previous post, (# 345) I forgot to add my dilemma - what do I do?
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Attend a class on Correct Game Forum Procedures and Protocol with faithgirl46 and Gwyneth.

My wife just back to town and doesn't yet know I have aquired two new puppies while she was gone. How do I let her know?
 
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padredurand

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Benjamin said:
My wife just back to town and doesn't yet know I have aquired two new puppies while she was gone. How do I let her know?
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Puppies are self reporting. If she fails to hear them bark she'll catch on when she steps in a poodle ... errr... puddle.

Speaking of the Mrs.... madre has a birthday coming up in a few days. I got her a new laundry basket and a supply of bags for the vacuum cleaner last year. For some reason she was less than happy. I'm thinking I got the wrong bags for our aging Kirby. Any gift ideas?
 
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Gwyneth

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learn how to use the sewing machine and sew her some designer vacuum cleaner bags.

I`ve just found a ladder in the fabric of my best knitted jacket ........what should I do?
 
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jilphn1022

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I would send your jacket to the Ladder-Day Saints Thrift Store.

How can we get President Obama to allowing oil drilling in our country?
 
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Salty

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jilphn1022 said:
How can we get President Obama to allowing oil drilling in our country?
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Convince him, that Santa Clause is really his father, thus he is a citizen of the the North Pole - he resigns immediately.

How do we get President obama to allow oil drilling in our country?
 
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abcgrad94

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Salty said:
How do we get President obama to allow oil drilling in our country?
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Take away Air Force One and replace it with a hot air balloon--the hot air source being supplied by politician's speeches.

How do I keep my rooster from crowing too loudly in the mornings when I want to sleep in?
 
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