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  1. abcgrad94

    abcgrad94 Active Member

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    Go clean the smudges off your glasses and you'll find those strange animals will disappear.

    I am addicted to sweet tea. How do I stop drinking it?
     
    #281 abcgrad94, Mar 16, 2011
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    be rude to your kid's frineds
     
    #282 faithgirl46, Mar 16, 2011
  3. Gwyneth

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    TRY SWEET COFFEE ;)

    If the kitchen clock says 2.00 the clock in the hall says 2.10 and my watch says 2.15. How do I work out what time it is ?
     
    #283 Gwyneth, Mar 16, 2011
  4. Salty

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    it depends are you in the Northern Hemphsier or Southern Hemisphere?


    Mrs Salty wont let me drive her car, but she wants to drive mine. What should I do?
     
    #284 Salty, Mar 16, 2011
  5. abcgrad94

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    Let her drive your car if she will pay the insurance and taxes for it.

    My family doesn't want to eat good healthy food. How can I sneak it into their meals?
     
    #285 abcgrad94, Mar 16, 2011
  6. Salty

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    Let Mrs Salty take them to eat (she is a health food nut) but if it is in my car, it may not have insurance.


    Tiny tim wants me to preach in his ABC church - if I do will my DOM make me attend a IFB church for a month for punishment?
     
    #286 Salty, Mar 16, 2011
  7. abcgrad94

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    If you preach for TinyTim, let me know and I'll attend the service. Since I'm IFB, I'll put the IFB stamp of approval on your sermon so you won't get punished.

    My hubby and kids want to play the Wii instead of doing chores. What do I do?
     
    #287 abcgrad94, Mar 16, 2011
  8. SaggyWoman

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    Spray windex directly on all parts of the Wii to clean it off.



    I have to attend a training I don't want to go to. What should I do?
     
    #288 SaggyWoman, Mar 16, 2011
  9. Gwyneth

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    You should attend in trainers and do some pressups etc.

    I have a bunion, which shoes shall I wear ?
     
    #289 Gwyneth, Mar 17, 2011
  10. SaggyWoman

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    The tightest ones possible.


    Salty gets on my nerves. How can I handle that?
     
    #290 SaggyWoman, Mar 17, 2011
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    Either add something peppery ... or take a nerve pill!
     
    #291 jilphn1022, Mar 18, 2011
  12. Salty

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    okay


    Now my question - how do we let jilphn1022 know that she is subject to the B-list if she does not ask a queston after answering one?
     
    #292 Salty, Mar 18, 2011
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    oops, this old lady did it again!!

    Now my question - how do we let jilphn1022 know that she is subject to the B-list if she does not ask a queston after answering one?

    100 lashes from a bunch of wet noodles!!

    How can I thank Salty for being so kind and tactful to me for not following the rules to this fun game?
     
    #293 jilphn1022, Mar 18, 2011
  14. jilphn1022

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    Now my question - how do we let jilphn1022 know that she is subject to the B-list if she does not ask a queston after answering one?

    100 lashes from a bundle of wet noodles.

    How should Salty be rewarded for being so truthful and tactful with my
    mistake?
     
    #294 jilphn1022, Mar 18, 2011
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    Buy him a spaghetti dinner.

    The weather is supposed to be really nice tomorrow. How do I get out of going shopping?
     
    #295 Arbo, Mar 18, 2011
  16. Gwyneth

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    When you get to tomorrow .... it will be "today"...... so you can still say you`re going shopping tomorrow , tomorrow.

    how can I get a new car without spending too much money ?
     
    #296 Gwyneth, Mar 19, 2011
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    ABCgrad doesnt charge that much to teach you how to hotwire a car


    I think its time my pastor found a nother church - what is the best way to convince him:smilewinkgrin:
     
    #297 Salty, Mar 19, 2011
  18. SaggyWoman

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    Sell his house.


    I am hungry and it is time for dinner. I can't leave work. What to do?
     
    #298 SaggyWoman, Mar 23, 2011
  19. Gwyneth

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    bite your nails :smilewinkgrin:

    how do I get heard in this family ?????:BangHead:
     
    #299 Gwyneth, Apr 3, 2011
  20. Palatka51

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    Put tape on your mouth. :D


    How do I hide from Gwyneth. [​IMG]
     
    #300 Palatka51, Apr 3, 2011
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