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Gwyneth

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I am addicted to sweet tea. How do I stop drinking it?
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TRY SWEET COFFEE ;)

If the kitchen clock says 2.00 the clock in the hall says 2.10 and my watch says 2.15. How do I work out what time it is ?
 
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Salty

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Gwyneth said:
TRY SWEET COFFEE ;)

If the kitchen clock says 2.00 the clock in the hall says 2.10 and my watch says 2.15. How do I work out what time it is ?
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it depends are you in the Northern Hemphsier or Southern Hemisphere?


Mrs Salty wont let me drive her car, but she wants to drive mine. What should I do?
 
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abcgrad94

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Let her drive your car if she will pay the insurance and taxes for it.

My family doesn't want to eat good healthy food. How can I sneak it into their meals?
 
Salty

Salty

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abcgrad94 said:
Let her drive your car if she will pay the insurance and taxes for it.

My family doesn't want to eat good healthy food. How can I sneak it into their meals?
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Let Mrs Salty take them to eat (she is a health food nut) but if it is in my car, it may not have insurance.


Tiny tim wants me to preach in his ABC church - if I do will my DOM make me attend a IFB church for a month for punishment?
 
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abcgrad94

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Salty said:
Tiny tim wants me to preach in his ABC church - if I do will my DOM make me attend a IFB church for a month for punishment?
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If you preach for TinyTim, let me know and I'll attend the service. Since I'm IFB, I'll put the IFB stamp of approval on your sermon so you won't get punished.

My hubby and kids want to play the Wii instead of doing chores. What do I do?
 
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Gwyneth

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You should attend in trainers and do some pressups etc.

I have a bunion, which shoes shall I wear ?
 
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jilphn1022

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oops, this old lady did it again!!

Now my question - how do we let jilphn1022 know that she is subject to the B-list if she does not ask a queston after answering one?

100 lashes from a bunch of wet noodles!!

How can I thank Salty for being so kind and tactful to me for not following the rules to this fun game?
 
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jilphn1022

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jilphn1022 said:
oops, this old lady did it again!!

Now my question - how do we let jilphn1022 know that she is subject to the B-list if she does not ask a queston after answering one?

100 lashes from a bunch of wet noodles!!

How can I thank Salty for being so kind and tactful to me for not following the rules to this fun game?
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Now my question - how do we let jilphn1022 know that she is subject to the B-list if she does not ask a queston after answering one?

100 lashes from a bundle of wet noodles.

How should Salty be rewarded for being so truthful and tactful with my
mistake?
 
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Arbo

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Buy him a spaghetti dinner.

The weather is supposed to be really nice tomorrow. How do I get out of going shopping?
 
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Gwyneth

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When you get to tomorrow .... it will be "today"...... so you can still say you`re going shopping tomorrow , tomorrow.

how can I get a new car without spending too much money ?
 
Salty

Salty

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Gwyneth said:
how can I get a new car without spending too much money ?
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ABCgrad doesnt charge that much to teach you how to hotwire a car


I think its time my pastor found a nother church - what is the best way to convince him:smilewinkgrin:
 
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Palatka51

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Gwyneth said:
bite your nails :smilewinkgrin:

how do I get heard in this family ?????:BangHead:
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Put tape on your mouth. :D


How do I hide from Gwyneth.
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