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    Is America's Identity as a Largely Protestant Nation Ending?

    Didn't they do "I Got You Babe" in the 1960s?
  2. M

    Is America's Identity as a Largely Protestant Nation Ending?

    King George had purple pee, like all True Royals...'nuff said.
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    Is America's Identity as a Largely Protestant Nation Ending?

    Very Anglo-Scandinavian. I'm descended from Vikings so used to brew my own from honey. Very dangerous.
  4. M

    Is America's Identity as a Largely Protestant Nation Ending?

    No No NO! That's even worse. Real Ale only for me. Being an Anglican, I also like GIN. Plus single malt Scotch and red wine.
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    Is America's Identity as a Largely Protestant Nation Ending?

    Better than in someone else's...
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    Is America's Identity as a Largely Protestant Nation Ending?

    Lager is verily an abomination unto the Lord which causeth a foul stench in His nostrils; 'tis the veritable willy-water of the Devil and he who doth sup it doth sup with Beelzebub himself. The process of continuous fermentation, by which it is claimed by those in the Romish areas of Europe that...
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    Obama's Point of No Return

    I used to like him...but recently he's been acting like a complete numpty...
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    Is America's Identity as a Largely Protestant Nation Ending?

    Dunno...I prefer the Hebridean singles: nice peaty, phenol-y stuff like Laphroaig, Jura, etc
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    Is America's Identity as a Largely Protestant Nation Ending?

    Cadburys have been taken over by Kraft so any problems are the fault of the Americans from now on...same as everything else that goes wrong in the world. My business isn't doing so well and it's raining today, so I fancy a burning session of Old Glory.
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    When did it all go wrong?

    And when God conveniently hates the same people you do, you have successfully molded Him in your own image...
  11. M

    Is Israel about to attack Iran?

    Yes, I called Mr Ahmalooni 'Ahminastraightjacket'.
  12. M

    Is Israel about to attack Iran?

    Were it that simple: trouble is it wouldn't just wipe out Madmullah Ahmedinnerjacket but also tens of thousands of innocents, such as Sakineh Ashtiani
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    Is America's Identity as a Largely Protestant Nation Ending?

    Heh heh! To return to a more serious note, re equality of opportunity, I think it's worth listening to the eulogy given by the comedian Billy Connolly at the funeral of Scottish trade union leader Billy Reid yesterday; in the first minute or so he talks about that very subject. [ETA - it's...
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    When did it all go wrong?

    How about: My interpretation of Scripture is the only one that is Plain and Clear thus correct because I am in reality the Pope (although I would never use that word, tainted as it is with...um...Popish connotations) with sole authority to interpret the Bible and understand the Mind of God and...
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    When did it all go wrong?

    ...and 2 'Hello Dollys'. Bless you, my child.
  16. M

    When did it all go wrong?

    That was why I said 'kind of'; Arianism was only really defeated with the First Council of Constantinople in 381.
  17. M

    Is America's Identity as a Largely Protestant Nation Ending?

    Ah, but most of the people of Britain didn't have the vote then either...
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    Is America's Identity as a Largely Protestant Nation Ending?

    And who bailed you out in your War of Independence? Oh yes, those cheese-eating surrender monkeys...
  19. M

    When did it all go wrong?

    "Son of God, not God the Son".
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    Is America's Identity as a Largely Protestant Nation Ending?

    It's because you're all treasonous rebels, naturally :smilewinkgrin:
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