From your point of view, I imagine that it
is twisted, MB.
But I've encouraged you, time and again, to believe the words on the page, no less and no more,
yet it seems that you cannot ( or will not ), for some reason.
God's word doesn't stop at Acts of the Apostles 16:31, MB, but it appears to me that you always do.
That the Philippian jailer came trembling in to the jail cell and asked what he must do to be saved, for example, is not where
the Bible, in its entirety, stops.
An example of this is Acts of the Apostles 13:48 ( 3 chapters before ), which plainly tells me
why certain Gentiles believed, when all others in the crowd did not...
because they were ordained to eternal life.
Frankly, I'm at a loss as to why you keep replying to my posts, and, more importantly, why I keep answering yours...
Hope, I guess, that at some point the words of God will get through to you.